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Kitty DrunkDrunk is offended by your tasteless muumuu

Published September 28, 2012 by Kitty DrunkDrunk

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You’d think the fact that K DD only has ONE outfit (consisting of her hashish-matted pelt and some grotty “accessories” from the dumpster behind that strip club) would preclude her unwarranted advice regarding the fashion choices of others. THINK AGAIN, CITIZEN!  She gets all kinds of queeny when god forbid you should don a festive lounging outfit to watch the Super Max Jail marathon with your hand down your bloomers and try to have a little breather from scrambling about plucking up the glitter-studded dingleberries that K DD leaves around the house like a urine brick road to abject despair. She claims that she used to be a Project Runway consultant but we all know it was just another one of her vodka-induced delusions. Like when she thought she was on American Idol when in actuality, she was just staggering through the car wash again singing “It’s Raining Men” in her “bold soul sister” voice and gesturing grandly to passing hobos as if she were Patti LaBelle.

At least Kitty DrunkDrunk didn’t wake up in the litter box this time

Published July 5, 2012 by Kitty DrunkDrunk

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Kitty DrunkDrunk doesn’t remember the bathtub being quiiite this small last time she passed out in it.  Admittedly, she WAS a little bloated from all those keg stands at the frat house, and then the bingo throwdown at the VFW had those jello shots, and of course she had to close out the night with a couple of Flaming Typhoons at the tranny bar because Wanda was bartending and god KNOWS that bitch is never around anymore since she got busted.   Still, K DD seems to recall there being enough room for at least a couple of rounds of high-velocity hurling.  It’s a little snug.

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