Kitty DrunkDrunk is banned from the Sears Portrait Studio

Published August 3, 2012 by Kitty DrunkDrunk

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Apparently K DD’s spirit animal is a nice Chardonnay.  She went staggering into Sears to get her head shots done because some guy at the TGIFridays at the mall told her she could be an actress and said to meet him behind the Home Depot for a “screen test”.  By the time she left, the poor Sears guy was in absolute TEARS. Nothing in his community college photography class prepared him for the ghostly wine glass shaped aura that appears around her in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE.  Eerie, oui?

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19 comments on “Kitty DrunkDrunk is banned from the Sears Portrait Studio

    • I will be happy to send you a copy of this limited edition Kitty DrunkDrunk photo safely enclosed in a dinner-plate sized goldtone locket that comes with a lock of K DD’s pelt on the facing side for secret pining and stroking. I expect proof of wearing within a fortnight or it will be sternly revoked.

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