KItty DrunkDrunk is concerned about your judgement

Published July 6, 2012 by Kitty DrunkDrunk

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She’s pretty sure you didn’t mean to reach for her bin of leftover Pad Thai. She’ll just sliiiiide it back over here, ‘kay? Is that all right with you, pretty boy?  Hmm, tough guy? See those scraps on the table? Those are patches of skin from the last fool who put their hand out. So don’t even step to her noodles or she will muhfuckin HAVE you. And that’s not just drunk talk. Like when she sings the lyrics to “Ease On Down the Road” to you all sexy-like. Eew.

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4 comments on “KItty DrunkDrunk is concerned about your judgement

    • Wooo thanks! K DD is doing a frantic little jig of triumph and howling “I told you so, I TOOOOLD you so!” Unfortunately she can’t read too well so she thinks your comment is actually her Pulitzer Prize notification–I just don’t have the heart to break it to her that the committee rarely nominates surly, alcoholic felines with no actual skills beyond chugging an entire 2 liter bottle of wine coolers.

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