I’d shake your paw but it is encrusted with sodden kitty litter so how about a noogie instead

Published July 5, 2012 by Kitty DrunkDrunk

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One of Kitty DrunkDrunk’s withdrawal hallucinations drops by to lay down some knowledge on our girl. Today’s lecture: “Secret Places to Poo in the House” Wise… so wise. I like this figment of her delerious imagination loads better than the one that advises her to play hookey and hassle people for quarters down at the arcade. And WAY more than the one that encourages her to work on her degree as a “fecal technician”. I’m pretty sure she made that up but she DOES have a framed certificate, so there’s that.

 

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