Kitty DrunkDrunk shoulda stuck to screwdrivers

Published July 5, 2012 by Kitty DrunkDrunk


Apparently Kitty DrunkDrunk had some impulse control problems at the Bottomless Bloody Mary Brunch and had to pass out on a nice fluffy box of drywall screws. It’s the same thing EVERY Sunday. She rolls in just as it’s about to end with her sunglasses half dangling off her muzzle and her pelt reeking of last night’s Jager bombs, wedges herself in at the bar and pretends to pick at a piece of toast while lapping Bloodys at breakneck speed out of the service pitcher. Inevitably someone will have to “escort” her out of the building and she’ll come lurching home, usually down the middle of the street, swearing at parked cars.


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