Kitty DrunkDrunk is Rude, Crude and in the Food

Published July 4, 2012 by Kitty DrunkDrunk

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If you’re looking for someone to maul your sandwich in a chardonnay-induced rage and then pass out on it, Kitty DrunkDrunk would like to offer her services.  She has years of experience with becoming unconscious atop a variety of foodstuffs and will work for scale. Her contract requires several boxes of wine, a large saucer, and a diaper.

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2 comments on “Kitty DrunkDrunk is Rude, Crude and in the Food

  • Between your blog and The Bloggess’s recent outpouring of Hunter S. Thomcat photos, I’m definitely starting to fantasize about adopting twelve kittens with the desperate hope that at least two of them will have some kind of drug or alcohol problem.

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